Twas’ the morning after Thanksgiving and all thru the store, Ricky and Shannon were there for the Door Busters and much much more.
As they dashed into Penneys, they were almost pushed down, by evil looking women wearing only a frown.
The women were running around in circles looking for a steal, as the two of us split up to see who could find the best deal.
At last Shannon found a leather jacket. Immediately I said “let’s go .. I’ve had enough of this racket.”
We eased our way around the extremely long lines to pay for all of our junk. It’s a good thing we drove the van because we had too much for the VW trunk.
As we finally walked out of Penney’s and left that crazy place, a lady fell at my feet as if she had been sprayed by mace.
Little did I know that she was just in a hurry but after I saw her horrible fall, I began to worry.
Are these early bargains really worth risking your life? I guess if they are like me, they just want to please their wife.
Off to the next store .. here we go, looking for another great deal just like the one be-fo.
After 3 hours of shopping, I was getting tired and ill. I could care less if I ever found another deal.
Wal-Mart is where our journey would end, by the time we got there I had only five bucks left to spend.
I looked at Shannon and I and heard not a peep, her head was wobbling as she was almost asleep.
I told her … “We’re almost thru honey.” She said.. “Time to go home… we have no more money!”
I began to laugh as she looked like she was about to cry. It was about then I began to ask myself why?
As I looked back, was it worth it all? Coming out of Wal-Mart I was almost in a crawl.
What started out to a fun time with my wife ended up with me hearing about a New York man losing his life.
Greedy people trampled him down until he was dead! Then my thoughts immediately turned back to the lady at Penney’s who almost busted her head.
My Door Buster (after Thanksgiving) shopping days are now a thing of the past. At one time it was really a blast.
